Why did the wizard’s cozy soup night turn into a fire drill?
They tried to use Flame Blade to heat their cauldron—rolled a natural 1—and somehow set the whole thing ablaze. Their familiar’s already hiding under the table, blaming “run alignment misfortune” instead of burning the soup to a crisp.

It’s got all the good D&D vibes: a spell mishap, that iconic nat 1 chaos, and a familiar’s very relatable excuse.

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